Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Ah Beng, u wan peanuts??

Be careful when ah Ma ask you want to eat bo ......

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts...

about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

PS: so don't simply eat/take things given by old man or women.. =p *wink*

3 comments:

Vale said...

U wor...thought u post any 'good-to-read' blog, and quickly ask me to view it. Turn out...u doin ur part to help the Earth from Global Warming. Hmm...sweat X3. Haha

Anonymous said...

omg!!!...after read it,think also feel 'mo gun chang' le...so 'watt tatt'...kakaka,but thanks ya as quite siok la if everyday got new thing to read n laugh...hahaha...keep it up!!!...muaks

..趴地熊.. said...

haha..
sweat ler~
XD